I go back and forth as to whether I think Nancy Pelosi's really this dumb or not. Although, every time I hear her speak I get closer and closer to concluding that she is this dumb.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When you are pushed to the wall, you will act and do things you have never done before.

She wondered what life would be like if there was always an arm around her shoulder and if there was a back that welcomed her hug all the time.

In the innovation age customer experience is key. Your impression defines their expression

Broken boys are dangerous, but broken men are lovely.

At 50$ per barrel of oil we shall lose about three trillion rubles of budget income

I learned more about the economy from one South Dakota dust storm that I did in all my years of college.

I think that concrete poetry seems to have, as far as I can see, come to a kind of a dead end. It doesn't seem to be going any further than it went in its high period of about five or six years ago.

Science can be useful, or it can just get in the way.

Tales of adultery are much improved by period costumes.