Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

Celebrities and 'famous' people are just regular folks. I know, it's a shocking and potentially dangerous statement.

We are all walking a thin line between the sacred and the ordinary. The two are never far from each other, and sometimes they are the same

I doubt that work ennobles man and I am absolutely certain that it does not ennoble woman.

When one is different, the answers have to come from within.

All our good and bad memories—they were like our B-side diaries. They were like those songs on old dusty punk albums that no one listened to anymore.

How many must die before we can really have a free and true and peaceful society?

Pardon all but thy selfe. [Pardon all but thyself.]

Suffering is universal.

Its all about taste.If you are cheap, nothing helps

One thing I congratulate everyone on is the great explosion which has occurred in Washington's Black House and the very important scandal which has gripped leaders of America.

War is elective. It is not an inevitable state of affairs. War is not the weather.