Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

If you're going to hold someone down you're going to have to hold on by the other end of the chain. You are confined by your own repression.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.

The two world wars boosted American power and devastated potential rivals to an extent that could not have lasted more than a few decades.

Often what may appear as a detour in life is actually the most direct and empowering path to your destination.

Use your imagination and you'll see that even the most narrow, humdrum lives are infinite in scope if you examine them with enough care.

You mean old books?" "Stories written before space travel but about space travel." "How could there have been stories about space travel before --" "The writers," Pris said, "made it up.

We lie by not telling you things...We don't lie by telling you things that aren't true.

The greatest competitor of true devotion to Jesus is the service we do for Him. It is easier to serve than to pour out our lives completely for Him.

I feel as fit as a bull moose.