Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing.

Get comfortable being uncomfortable, that's how you break the plateau and reach the next level.

From this day forward, speak to yourself in a way that you would someone you care about.

Energy is a state of mind. Tell yourself you're tired and you will be. Tell yourself you feel great and you will

Invest your time with people who will push you to be your best. Winners love to see other people win.

Resolve to do the things you find to be difficult. That's what confident people do. They tackle those things that are scary and they get addicted to doing it.

What positive things have you said to yourself today? Acknowledge your greatness.

Commitment is a muscle. The more you use it, the stronger it gets.

Only exercise on the days you want to improve your mood.

If you want it bad enough, you have to be willing to fight for it.

If you align your priorities in such a way that puts people first, everything begins to make more sense.

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.

As men are affected in all ages by the same passions, the occasions which bring about great changes are different, but the causes are always the same.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

Naturally, I mine my girlfriends lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my books.

I pushed my ragged mouth against the mirror. A thousand crushed bleeding lips pushed back at me.

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

God is hidden inside us and everyone is looking for Him.

I am the living death, a Memorial Day on wheels. I am your Yankee Doodle Dandy, your John Wayne come home, your Fourth of July firecracker exploding in the grave.

Ballet's image of perfection is fashioned amid a milieu of wracked bodies, fevered imaginations, Balkan intrigue and sulfurous hatreds where anything is likely, and dancers know it.

‎I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay right here and cause all kinds of trouble.