Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Imagination is the connecting line that connects humanity to the other realm to tap from its abundance.

Morality is societal, but kindness is universal. Be kind even if it not always ethical.

Our bodies heal without permission but our hearts need consent. Give it.

I hoped and prayed that they would someday forgive me for leaving them. I hoped and prayed that I would someday forgive myself for leaving them.

Universities are not here to be mediums for the coercion of other people, they're here to be mediums for the free exchange of ideas.

You have to be born with enough brainpower.

Over the years, I've had hundreds of shots blocked. You've got to go in and take chances.

If - you know, it seems to me that if we see Matt Cooper being carted off to jail today, a lot of people may find that, you know, a very upsetting thing.

Let the music speak for itself.

It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.