It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?

Lead with honesty, total integrity, compassion, patience and tolerance — toward yourself!

people notice the most beautiful dress every person can wear, ......... a "smile

Trouble is a part of your life and if you don't share it you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time the distinction between work and play dissolves.

The world has never had a good definition of the word liberty

A tree is beautiful, but what's more, it has a right to life; like water, the sun and the stars, it is essential. Life on earth is inconceivable without trees.

A man has to BE something; he has to matter.

The Universe has shouted itself alive. We are one of the shouts.

Greatness, thou gaudy torment of out souls, The wise man's fetter, and the rage of fools.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog