My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

With thought, patience, and discrimination, book passion becomes the signature of a person's character.

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.Liv was horrified.

...yes, in the obscured sky a moon does float, newly, a wishing moon, a sliver of ancient rock, a goddess, a wink.

I'm always down to do a sitcom. I did 'That '80s Show' back in the day and that was a really great experience.

The guns on the walls that surround the prison accurately, though unwittingly, index the true character of the penitentiary in our day.

We see signs of it perhaps for 28 das or 34 days, then it goes away. Yet we are different.

What is the life of a man more than the life of a lamb, or any guiltless animal?

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it.

Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the bedside of a child deathly sick.

America's wealth comes from the efforts of people striving for success. Take away their incentive with badmouthing success and you take away the wealth that helps us take care of the needy.