My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

He just wants to be heard, " Hank said.That's all any of us want. To know that someone hears our pain.

To spur a willing horse.

I'm a very romantic and passionate guy.

On today's athletes: I wish I could turn back the clock a little bit so I'd have a chance to cut it up with those guys.

It feels like when I write, it's intuitive. This is true of Frances, and it's true of this [The Funniest Movie Of The Summer].

I feel so proud to see young people standing up against the injustice to stand up and say that "All lives matter." They're following in the footsteps of those who came before them.

There is no nobler deed than the performance of one's duty.

Whoever lives in whichever state should learn the culture of thestate and its language.

We’re not completely happy here because we’re not supposed to be! Earth is not our final home; we were created for something much better.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.