Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

You know, sloth is a sin, " he says softly. "I prefer to think of it as an adorable animal.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life the whole aim and end of human existence

What is it that's taken hold of me, for me to carry on like this in relentless pursuit of something beyond my powers?

Writers have opinions - that, in part, is why they write. Therefore they have strong likes and dislikes.

The way forward is simple - just follow Christ!

To love is to choose.

You become what you believe. And to believe that you are created by the power that's greater than yourself means anything is possible.

I believe it is better to be prepared for illness than to wait for a cure.

Wisdom is like the rain. Its source is limitless, but it comes down according to the season.

A peace is of the nature of a conquest; for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser.