The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

They are dead. We are dead. It is over.

I have been through the OSHA system twice and I can confirm that I did not have the right to a safe workplace or whistle-blower protection on either occasion.

Be open to the amazing changes which are occurring in the field that interest you.

If hearts could shatter, mine just did.

Maggie the cat is alive. I'm alive.

Fetty Wap is just a face. It's just a name and face.

What's nurtured slowly grows well.

I think the National Football League needs a new union. The heavyweights of this union are not heavyweights enough.

There was no word in the dictionary adequate to describe the sensation other than sensational.

The point of my music is to make people feel good. When I do it right, it makes me feel good too.