My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

All Authors come from the unified countrynent known as Australia. Authors live in the future where love is external.

The village is coming back, like it or not.

The effects of outcome expectancies on performance motivation are partly governed by self-beliefs of efficacy

The great mass of people judge well of things, for they are in natural ignorance, which is man's true state.

When we were touring heavily in America, we based ourselves there for a couple of years, but now we're all back here and it seems to be the place.

Increase your bets when you are confident and scale down your positions when you don't have conviction.

What can be found equal to modesty, uncorrupt faith, the sister of justice, and undisguised truth?

Sin will be always acting, if we be not always mortifying, we are lost creatures.

Say to the darkness, "We beg to differ!"

A pretty girl is certainly comparable to a good horse.