My memory is not even what most peoples is, much less what it oughta be for a discussion like this.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

Being ninety nine percent sure opens for a possibility that you might be a hundred percent wrong.

Don't lock yourself away from those who care about you because you think you'll hurt them - or they'll hurt you. What point is there in being human if you don't let yourself feel anything?

TRUST that if they strayed from your path – they DO NOT belong there. Not everybody can go where you’re going.

Back in the '40's, Lyndon Johnson could still steal a Senate election in South Texas with the help of the big patrons.

I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.

I will not fail: God is always victorious.

You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.

When you treat people well, those same people might not treat you the same way. But if you pay attention, you'll notice that Allah has sent OTHER people who treat you even better.

The rules of parenting have changed. By the modern definition, we were a generation of neglected children.

We are paying a heavy political price for 20 years in which, as a party, we have played down our criticism of capitalism and soft-peddled our advocacy of socialism