We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

Glenn Gould was my hero. Glenn Gould was my idol. I loved him.

To learn to die is to learn to live. Death is the giver of life.

There was no pleasure like being envied on a mass scale.

Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this.

I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.

If you can't win, make the one ahead of you break the record.

It's really important that people know about it and the issue in schools because it happens every day to people and it really hurts when people get bullied.

The environment does not determine man's culture; it merely sets the outer limits and at the same time offers opportunities.

Much more may a judge overweigh himself in cruelty than in clemency.

Christianity has made more lunatics than it ever provided asylums for.

I'm going to the lobby to sign babies and kiss CDs.