My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.

Lead me not into temptation

At the age of four, you were an artist. And at seven, you were a poet.

A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research.

If you are looking for a job that may make you sick, I can recommend working at a high powered solar photovoltaic (PV) utility power plant.

Reading is dreaming. Reading is entering a world of imagination shared between reader and author. Reading is getting beyond the words to the story or meaning underneath.

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love.

Everybody will have lower rates, better quality, and better access.

You can't act like you've arrived when you're only just receiving the invitation.

I don't know about liberal bias, but people of a liberal mentality are probably attracted in greater numbers to the arts than people of a conservative mentality.

Languages, like our bodies, are in a perpetual flux, and stand in need of recruits to supply those words that are continually falling, through disuse.