I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

Current / is the cure for both a stopped heart / and one that beats too much. / And if it must be shocked twice, / the surgeons call it a reluctant heart.

life is a question unanswered till its end

You can only push me so far little slakax, and then I will do what has to be done, with or without your permission.

Chic is a combination of style and fashion.

Everyone is a threat, and anyone can be beat at any given moment. No one is invincible.

I had to choose between American and British actors, and it didn't take me more than a second to decide: Russians are Europeans and should be played by other Europeans.

Today the story is no less attitude-adjusting. It is about the defining cultural, social and political issue of our age. It is about human transformation.

Simply put, broadband voice is an interstate matter that must be dealt with through clear national standards.

Loneliness is more likely to lead to fussy housekeeping than to grand views of the Universe.

People are dream killers--you've got to be careful who you give emotional access to.