Word Junkies Quotes
Word Junkies Quote of the day
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.
There is nothing more beautiful than a vulnerable heart in open hands.
I will never claim to know what you are thinking. I only hope I am on your mind.
Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough.
When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.
One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire.
