My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

In reality the universe has no geometry.

In my sleep I have my nightmares, awake I have my thoughts, I am not sure which is worse.

Sweet peas were the kind of flowers fairies slept in.

She gritted her teeth. She was here with Sebastian, on her way to see a powerful warlock, and mentally she was maundering on about the way Jace smelled.

Remember you live in a community. You have a responsibility to be accountable to your family and your community as well as yourself.

I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.

Men would eat horse droppings, if ye served them wi' butter.

O time! swift devourer of all created things!

The ways we miss our lives are life.

If you can ask a young man to give his life for his country, you can lead people.