My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, and men below, and the saints above, for love is heaven, and heaven is love.

I couldn't keep myself from wondering how on earth I got to have such demented parents".

I pretty much read reviews and comments only looking for the negative. Literally, when I read positive comments, it's like a zero. I think the issue is if you agree with it or not.

I see myself playing as long as I am partially enjoying the game and partially successful and they are paying me. But honestly, two more years is about all I can take.

I think when you're writing from your own life, it's hard because you realize that people have their own assessment of how they look, and they don't know how you will describe them.

And so it is that you learn how to pass, if you're lucky, to look like everyone else, even though you're broken inside.

It is the mission of the printer to diffuse light and knowledge by a judicious intermingling of black with white.

The wisdom, the strength, the confidence - the awakened heart and mind are always accessible -- here, now, always.

My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?