My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!"

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do.

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.

Unhappiness comes when we feel helpless. Hope comes the minute we decide we are not.

With extra patient, realities will enfold.

True happiness consists in making others happy.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

In my position you have to read when you want to write and to talk when you would like to read.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

I can't go into a bar anywhere without someone starting to play 'the Entertainer'.

Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.

Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.

A sheep in sheep's clothing.