My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it. "Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Lydia," he said. "I apologize.

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.

It's a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?

Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices.

You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.

What does it mean?" Emily said, in a low, panicked voice: "What does it mean if a rainbow comes before rain?

You do know the answers to most of your problems. Somewhere deep inside, you know.

I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.

I am a student of love.

Leaders learn more from blames than praises. Praises make them know what’s already done well

The Lord is my rock, shield and great defender.

To become distinguished in your industry, you have to constantly manage, master and maximise your time.

If he's the person i think he is, he'll handle it just right" Tarah had said. "If not, your better off without him.

Sage.” He laughed. “I’m into anything, so long as you’re with me.

L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.

As long as we define stress as how some person or situation is making us feel, we will have to change the world around us to find peace of mind.

We can't do much about ensuring that the homeland is safe if our local police and sheriffs' departments don't have the personnel they need to keep our streets and neighborhoods secure.

If the end does not justify the means - what can?

When I don't like a piece of music, I make a point of listening to it more closely