My dad was nothing but a bingo call.

Marcus looked down. “Ah, man! This was my favorite shirt. Who tore it?” he asked, trying to pull the ragged edges together.

...but I’d learned a long time ago that the worse things are, the more people lie about them.

You know, ” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it, ” I said, “It’s just not funny.

Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight, ” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale joined us, there would be.

And then the earth, the world, the planet, the galaxy, and the entire solar system went crazy.

A key that opens many locks is worth buying. A lock that can be opened with many keys isn't.

If Galileo had said in verse that the world moved the Inquisition might have let him alone.

We have churches full of people who profess all kinds of stuff that they don't believe. They think that by professing it they're doing something good. Really, they're just deluding themselves.

I don't think anyone can calculate the effect of having a Jew on the ticket.

I was a very bad student. I didn't know what I wanted to do, but I knew I didn't want to go farther in school. I hated school and was always the bad one; I was always insulting the teachers.

Molecules don't have patterns. You create a pattern by the perception of something. The continuity of awareness is your perceptual field. Existence only occurs through the act of perception.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.

There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking to humanity and to every idea we have of moral justice.