My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

When something is dirty you wash it. That's what my mum always said.Yet...When you have dirty money and you launder it, people jump up and down.I guess that's life.

Flying in a modern jet airplane doses the human with levels of radiation comparable to those found in nuclear disaster zones.

I'm not gonna say that I hate it, because I really respect Usher and I was influenced by him. But so many people compare me to him, and I don't think it'll ever stop. I just want to be my own artist.

To be forgotten, is to die a little.

I have done so many love scenes in the past that I have learned how to pull off a sexy smoulder on the dance floor.

'In Utero' was the first time I'd made an album that reached into the dark side. I remember the conflict and the uncertainty. I remember all those things when I hear 'Pennyroyal Tea.'

If these walls could talk, I wonder what secrets they'd tell.

Britain today is suffering from galloping obsolescence.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.

Slowly, silently, now the moon Walks the night in her silver shoon.