Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

If I knew what safety looked like, I would have spent less time falling into arms that were not

He stood there a moment, listened to the creek, and let the mountain air blow against his face. Even with all this heartache, it was beautiful here.

Here's to opening and upward... and to yourself and up with you and up with and up with laughing.

I'm a woman of the '90s.

The well-satisfied customer will bring the repeat sale that counts.

The slow rejection of the foreign skin grafts fascinated me. How could the host distinguish another person's skin from his own?

I'm quite happy for that smile, because Dad told me once you should be grateful for the gifts that are the rarest.

People are slow to claim confidence in undertakings of magnitude.

It's wild how chefs have become like rock stars.