Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp.

On Jesus: "Everyone around me was flat-out in love with him, and who wouldn't be? He was good with animals, he loved his mother, and he wasn't afraid of blind people.

I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says.

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard.

My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.

But I think that what you'll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren't thinking about you at all.

My favorite was Love Is...Never Having to Say You're Sorry. This was,the good Lord knew, a dream of mine. But every time I refused to apologize for something, Love seemed to just fly out the window.

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...

The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald.

Thwackum was for doing justice and leaving mercy to heaven.

Ask yourself if these Democrats still speak for you. When they say we have a duty to grow government even when we can't afford it, does it sound like compassion to you - or recklessness?

Creativity is the ability to find new solutions to a problem or new modes of expression; thus it brings into existence something new to the individual and to the culture.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

I hope people can stop believing everything politicians say about Mexico and the United States, and the problems that we share.

The thing for me though, is that songs are good depending on the memories I have with them.

No, that's not true. I didn't see his place that much, but he's a good kid and I had fun playing with him.

He created his own Kool Aid reality and was able to illuminate himself by it.

R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.