Money can't buy poverty.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Giving opens the door to abundance.

All talk of method and style seemed suddenly trivial; I became interested in meaning. I wanted to say something musically about life and living.

I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it.

Sometimes I read a script and it's obvious from early on that it's one where the suspension of disbelief has to develop strongly from page one. Some are more reality-based.

I owe my sucess in one per cent to my talent, in ten per cent to luck, and in ninety per cent to hard word. Work, work, and more work is the secret to success.

A leader’s most powerful ally is his or her own example.

Writing gets easier once you know your allies and banish your enemies.

I am a doctor, a real doctor.

There's all kinds of theories among the cartoonists: start with funniest, end with funniest.

I think that's something that people feel that I do really well; I don't mind it, because ultimately I think the characters I play move people, and who wouldn't want to move people?