There's all kinds of theories among the cartoonists: start with funniest, end with funniest.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

Most people do not want much. All they want is to be envied by most people.

In order for your dream to come into manifestation, you must first repeatedly envision its possibility in your mental imagination.

Poetry is not a matter of feelings, it is a matter of language. It is language which creates feelings.

Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film.

The sun shall not smite I by day, nor the moon by night, and everything that I do shall be upfull and right.

IF YOU WOULD BE FREE OF GREED, FIRST YOU HAVE TO LEAVE EGOTISM BEHIND. THE BEST MENTAL EXERCISE FOR RELINQUISHING EGOTISM IS CONTEMPLATING IMPERMANENCE.

I've always had goals, always had visions, always had a plan, always been very strategic.

I don't want every fan; I'm interested in fans interested in quality work, authentic archetype depictions.