Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Good will never be enough as long as great exist. Don't look to do better than anyone else aim to do better than your old self.

Our daily gratitude shapes our everyday attitude.

Some people in your lifeTouch you so very deeplyThat you drown totally in that depth.

We need to find a fair and viable solution on the basis of U.N. resolutions and the incompatible with the fact that Cyprus is an E.U. member state.

As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.

It's okay to play turtle for a while, as long as you don't get too fond of your shell.

We are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed, in defiance of international good faith, by the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power.

Heaven and earth, advantages and obstacles, conspire to educate genius.

Librarianship is a form of heroism. It’s just not as flashy as swords and dragons.

When you're 25 or 30, you know, you can't wear lime-green eye shadow anymore.