Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you.

It is better to hide under the shadow of the righteousness of Almighty God than seek refuge in shelter of sins.

When you’re under employment, you are not working in the area of your calling but rather helping to fulfill your employer’s

Families living in dysfunction seldom have healthy boundaries. Dysfunctional families have trouble knowing where they stop and others begin.

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free.

The world must be made safe for democracy.

Anger is a prelude to courage.

The public easily confuses him who fishes in troubled waters with him who draws up water from the depths.

Maybe we should raise our voices, ask somebody why. But demonstrations are a drag, besides we're much too high.

Men," Thom murmured. "Men who shook the pillars of heaven and rocked the world on its foundations." He shook his head. "It doesn't matter. Forget about them. They are dust now.