Mere abuse is no criticism.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Status quo or grow: You are in control of your future.

When the creative mind is unleashed and understands its true nature, it's unlimited. There's nothing you cannot do.

The disgrace of one's people brings sorrow to the Nobel minded.

I go at what I have to do as if there were nothing else in the world for me to do.

If you criticize others' ideas, they will almost never use yours no matter how good they are.

People in the countryside carry a sense of dignity. They wear it, don't they? Like a badge? I'm being genuine.

Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

When things go right it's hard to figure out why, but when things go wrong it's really easy.

The chief danger about Paris is that it is such a strong stimulant.

What I thought was an end turned out to be a middle. What I thought was a brick wall turned out to be a tunnel. What I thought was an injustice turned out to be a color of the sky.