Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

It is only by risking our persons from one hour to another that we live at all. And often enough our faith beforehand in an uncertified result is the only thing that makes the result come true.

The position I took at the time was that we hadn't really examined any of the potential environmental consequences of introducing genetically modified organisms.

One of the tricks that you have to learn, with episodic TV, is you don't know how many years you're going to be blessed with.

In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship.

When I think about my children and how different their futures might be as a result of climate change, it makes me determined to do something about it.

She was like a butterfly, full of color and vibrancy when she chose to open her wings, yet hardly visible when she closed them.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

There are two days in the year that we can not do anything, yesterday and tomorrow

When you have done a good deed that another has had the benefit of, why do you need a third reward-as fools do-praise for having done well or looking for a favor in return.

You need to keep on doing things you have never done before in your career. You have to have a go.