If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Kršćanin koji je izgubio vedrinu, postao je beživotan i više je svjedok protiv vjere nego za vjeru.

Don’t promise when you’re happy, don’t reply when you’re angry, and don’t decide when you’re sad.

.it's allright not to know all the answers..

Baba always used to say that as we age, things change, we become more rigid, and then eventually, most of us, become forgiving again. He called it the cycle of life.

I need to be very hungry all the time. I need to be very hungry to write.

He was a quiet man, Eric Cantona, but he was a man of few words.

You don't always have to be the winner, have everybody notice you. It's fun to dance alone sometimes.

The consequences of decisions don't just affect spreadsheets... They affect, in fundamental ways, the lives of people and they often mean the difference between life and death.

Better pointed bullets than pointed words.

When I write, I put one foot in front of the other. It's an act of faith. I just follow my heart.