March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

They're great instrumentalists, singers and songwriters and they have this unique way of blending contemporary with traditional. The result is this beautiful mix of timeless music.

I'm a huge Dallas Mavs fan. What I love about Dirk Nowitzki is he has just as much talent as everyone else, if not more, and he never toots his own horn. He's this silent warrior.

True faith, a simple life, a helping hand- the three things prized most in Heaven.

Never utter a word if it is not from your navel point and it doesn't confirm your regal, highest self.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

But I'm also talented and I know when I created something great and Perfect Night is something great, no doubt, no but.

The world is in trouble. Many have prayed. God sent help. God sent you.

What do they not see, who see Him Who sees all things?

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

August. The lines are the shortest, though.