MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Listen to me, you’ve got this. Seriously, you’ve got this.

Fear, " the doctor said, "is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we cannot meet it halfway.

I've had to live with women all my life. I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy.

I mean I appreciate fan mail and that the people like what I am doing but I can't answer it. If I would answer 25 letters a day I would be just a guy answering mail and not an artist anymore.

There's one thing I don't ever think about: losing ... Instead, I think about how I'm going to win, and how I can do it the quickest way.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

I think The Big Picture was such a huge shift from my second record.

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Some governments are prepared to give up elements of sovereignty to address the threat of global climate change.

There really is a camaraderie among chefs and a willingness to help out whenever we can.