Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

You would have only seen a skittish young deer jumping through the forest, having no idea it was a little girl.

The idea came to me that I was am and will be but perhaps will not become. This did not scare me. There was for me in being an intensity I did not feel in becoming.

Voters go into the ballot box with big ideas in their mind: leadership, change, experience, hope.

Intelligent martial arts is not getting in battles and winning them. Intelligent martial arts is avoiding battles because battles use up energy, and you can get hurt no matter who you are.

Free yourself. Live your life. Stop apologizing for who you are.

We gave up on the idea of trying to make the record a good representation of the live performance.

I'm not set on a pedestal where I think I'm too high and mighty.

When searching for harmony in life one must never forget that in the drama of existence we are ourselves both actors and spectators.

Don't be 'consistent,' but be simply true.

Time is the central mystery of our existence. It confines and defines us in many ways.