Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Don't let anyone infiltrate your happiness. Protect it as if it's all you have, because it literally is.

Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words.

But oh, San Francisco! It is and has everything - you wouldn't think that such a place as San Francisco could exist.

What a delightful thing is the conversation of specialists! One understands absolutely nothing and it's charming.

So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do something really outrageous, I'm gonna tell the truth.

Sometimes I frown and I don't realise it.

In the future, all cities will be distinguished by one thing only. The nature of their enthusiasm.

Can we remain indifferent before the problems associated with such realities as climate change?

You create shots for yourself by what you do without the ball more than what you do after you get it