Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Time spent effectively can be compensated

Every major outward change must first begin in the mind.

Seeds do not make a sound when growing, but can even reach the sky. Learn from them.

You have been “self-pitying” for long years now and things don’t seem to improve. Just try a few days of good self-esteeming” and you’ll see things taking a better shape!

The prosperity of a person is directly proportional to the level of his giving.

The noblest question in the world is: 'What good may I do in it?'

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

The trick to balance is to not make sacrificing important things become the norm.

And I am all the things I have ever loved: scuppernong wine, cool baptisms in silent water, dream books and number playing.

Pray that thy last days, and last works may be the best; and that when thou comest to die, thou mayest have nothing else to do but die.