Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.

Respect can only be given to those who have earned it by working for it.

I'M OFFENDED, because of the insulting comments I've seen that are not only insensitive but dismissive to the painful experiences of others.

I want to be remembered as a happy, humble person, and as someone who motivated others to never give up.

I could not conjure up one melancholy fancy upon a mutton chop and a glass of champagne.

If you haven't made a mistake I cast a jaundiced eye, because you're probably not doing anything.

What I love about kids is there innate ability to love unconditionally - we can all learn from this

We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.

North and South were equally confident that God was on their side, and appealed incessantly to Him.

The church is a place where broken people can fall in love with a beautiful God.