Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

The mystical non-sense of afterlife indeed gives solace to the mind in times of weakness, but why should the mind let its weakness be the fuel for primitiveness in the first place!

As we got closer to Montauk, she seemed to grow younger, years of worry and work disappearing from her face. Her eyes turned the color of the sea.

I was enjoying myself now. I had taken two finger bowls of champagne and the scene had changed before my eyes into something significant, elemental and profound.

I have so much health problems, but I believe I could still make it through.

No one can be alone when he befriends with the forgotten stranger inside him.

From year to year, environmental changes are incremental and often barely register in our lives, but from evolutionary or geological perspectives, what is happening is explosive change.

Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality...

For me, closing libraries is the equivalent of eating your seed corn to save a little money.

Life is nothing but a mirror of your consistent thoughts.