Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

You need to characterize beauty by association.

Would you ask a man who bags groceries if he fears death not because it is death but because there are still some interesting groceries he would like to bag?

Money can buy the necessary police order. Justice is sold to the highest bidder

You need to start behaving like the person you want to attract.

I think work is a privilege. ... It keeps you alive, spiritually.

Where even a sliver of love exists the thinnest of hopes has room to grow.

If you saw you as God sees you, you would smile a lot.

When dictators feel their support slipping among adults, it is not unusual for them to alter school textbooks in the hope of enlisting impressionable youths in their cause.

Peace to each manly soul that sleepeth; Rest to each faithful eye that weepeth.

I am the monarch of the sea, The Ruler of the Queen's Navee, Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!