Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

True friendship is like sound health

When question ariseHope or not to hopeAlways hope.

Write. Write until it stops hurting.

Hillary's [Clinton] not a fighter.

There is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it

Instead of being disappointed about where you are, be optimistic about where you are going.

Today, being the biggest developing countries in the world, China and India are both committed to developing their economy and raising their people's living standards.

The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

You have to keep surprising your audience.

I would with such perfection govern, sir, T'excel the golden age.