Life can only be understood backwards.

Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if you listen to everybody else.

There are a couple of teachers I have had without whose influence I would not be as happy with who I am.

If I couldn't broadcast baseball games, I think I would make a good impression on people.

I used to get some flack from my agents because I wouldn't even audition for parts where the hero uses violent force to be a hero.

It is important to make the fans that support me feel supported.

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.

It's nice to be liked, but it's better to be respected.

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.

The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.

In the beginngless beginning there was the Meaning

Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.

As a woman, I know that if I write about another woman, it will be perceived as a catfight.

Train yourself to be in awe of the subtle, and you will live in a world of beauty and ease.

I went to Istanbul. I spoke to blind people, most of whom had lost their sight suddenly. I asked them to describe the last thing they saw.