Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It's not whether your glass is empty or full, it's what you do with it that really matters.

Look, kid, ” he said, “you don’t spend a lifetime in comedy without learning a thing or two about evil.

It's amazing how easily people are led to fury and chaos. Unhappy people with guns are not going to make this country great.

My father was a pedant and a bully who cared about nobody, and I was not to see him until I was eighteen.

Vice and virtue chiefly imply the relation of our actions to men in this world; sin and holiness rather imply their relation to God and the other world.

I am corrupted to the bone with the beauty of this forsaken world.

I'm very impressed with 'Drive.'

He is happy in his wisdom who has learned at another's expense.

Art begins when an observer's sensibilities engage with the understatements of a calculating craftsman.

There are women who have completely transformed my view of fashion and if I hadn't shown them I would never have arrived at this point in fashion, you see.