Lies were like acid, corrosive: They could dissolve trust in a heartbeat.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.

A spiritual reinterpretation of events gives us miraculous authority to command the winds, to part the waters, and to break all chains that bind us.

It is through living that we discover ourselves, at the same time as we discover the world around us.

The masses need something that will give them a thrill of horror.

Often one is more attached to the journey than to the discovery... because the journey happens in the mind... the discovery happens in the heart.

I could tell you stories-if only stories could tell what I have in me to tell.

She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.

For a long time a very strong and deep attraction has drawn me to missionary life.

It isn't enough to think outside the box. Thinking is passive. Get used to acting outside the box.

If you have a song that you think sounds like another song you should contact the publishing company and say I have a song here, let's cut a deal that lets everyone walk away feeling good.