Let's not forget, I got divorced.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

A conscience can be a dangerous thing

My father was a professor of political science and also a young politician fighting for democracy in Kenya, and when things got ugly, he went into political exile in Mexico.

The people, and the people alone, are the motive force in the making of world history.

I don't think about those things, really. I work hard on everything I do. Everything is a struggle, everything is hard, everything is difficult.

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?

Loyalty consists of many things, including being truthful with our friends. When you really disagree, you have to say so.

Management must take the lead in making obsolete its own products and services rather than waiting for a competitor to do so.

I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!

What unthankfulness is it to forget our consolations, and to look upon matters of grievance. To think so much upon two or three crosses as to forget an hundred blessing.

I consider myself a method singer, not a method actor. I applied method acting to singing.