Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

In the stillness of the ocean, I wonder at the dancing waves.

I wouldn't dignify it with the name immoral.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

A heart well worth winning, and well won. A heart that, once won, goes through fire and water for the winner, and never changes, and is never daunted.

Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets.

One of the great rules of hockey is: On the Stanley Cup, all germs are healthy.

Most volcanologists die in bed.

Kevin Cornell and I have worked together a bunch.

There's a metaphor for the American public in here," Gansey murmered darkly, "but it escapes me at the moment.

They say man he reading rhymes off his iPhone, no I texting your girl meet me at my home