Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attention within one month of meeting him, he is not the one.

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you’re his second choice, don’t make him your first.

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt about the starving children in Africa.

The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when you put it like that it didn’t sound like such an accomplishment.

The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and as short-lived as a pack of cigarettes.

The last time I felt alive – I was looking into your eyes.Breathing your air…. touching your skin…… Saying goodbye….The last time I felt alive…. I was dying.

The human race is called on throughout the Bible to repent of sin and return to God.

The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.

We wrote our first blog post before we wrote our first line of code.

I have had friends for years who have never seen my house.

No man dies before his hour. The time you leave behind was no more yours, than that which was before your birth, and concerneth you no more.

The Dance, of all the arts, is the one that most influences the soul. Dancing is divine in its nature and is the gift of God.

My name is Katniss Everdeen. My home is District Twelve. Peeta was taken prisoner. He is thought to be dead. Most likely is dead. It would probably be best if he were dead... - Katniss EverdeenS

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.