Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

But I didnt do anything wrong.." Which is stupid of course, things dont happen to people because they deserve them.

Beneath the skin of everything is something nobody can know.

Great people do not struggle for their position

The American Civil Liberties Union, has helped neutralize the Judeo-Christian underpinnings of our legal system by seeking new legal precedents.

One thing you had to learn [after the presidency] was that you no longer had the sense of responsibility that became ingrained in your system.

One can't carry one's father's corpse about everywhere.

I'm such a hater, and will hate on anything.

Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

Thou art a woman, And that is saying the best and worst of thee.

The 90's are the 60's standing on their head.