The 90's are the 60's standing on their head.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

I think I benefited from being equal parts ambitious and curious. And of the two, curiosity has served me best.

What each culture views as the cause of madness is dependent on its world view.

The sure mark of one born with noble qualities is being born without envy.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Everybody looking at you crazy, What you gon' do? Lift up your head and keep moving, Or let the paranoia haunt you?

I never wear makeup when I'm not at work. It can make you forget what you look like, and I've grown to really love the way I look without it.

If your oxygen mask drops down, it's time to take a breather!

By turning your eyes on God in meditation, your whole soul will be filled with God. Begin all your prayers in the presence of God.

Teach what is inside you. Not as it applies to you, to yourself, but as it applies to the other.