Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If I succeed in business but fail as a father, then I've failed.

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. Get into a fist fight, put your mind on the strategy of the fight, and you will not feel the other fellow's punches.

That we must love one God only is a thing so evident that it does not require miracles to prove it.

If you record things, you're going to find, patterns of things, and patterns are important, because you can then see the patterns form before it happens.

Art is the right hand of Nature.

I want to learn from myself, want to be my student, want to get to know myself, the secret of Siddhartha.

Socrates wrote nothing. Christ wrote nothing.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

Before we met, I was as lost as a person could be and yet you saw something in me that somehow gave me direction again.

This [climate change] is potentially so dangerous that we have to act strongly. Do we want to play Russian roulette with two bullets or one?