Kids are life's only guaranteed, bona fide upside surprise.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

When we see death, we see disaster. When Jesus sees death, he sees deliverance!

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Catch me on a good day, I think half of my books aren't too bad. Catch me on a bad day, I think I've never written a good line.

There is no Bodhi tree, Nor stand of a mirror bright. Since all is void, Where can the dust alight

I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as these." - Mr. Darcy

Deep listening helps us to recognize the existence of wrong perceptions in the other person and wrong perceptions in us.

Your job as a leader is to try to inspire them to do more work than they've ever done in their life under conditions that they can't imagine.

I thought about that for a minute - about what I wanted.

Marriage is honourable, as you say; and if so, wherefore should Cuckoldom be a Discredit, being deriv'd from so honourable a Root?